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a big fat ugly lady, usually owning a dog that's nearly as large and mean as her, with ugly dyed-blonde hair and the reason they came up with the term "evil step-mother"
Dude did you hear what the fugly blonde did this weekend?
Damn, the fugly blonde needs to grow up!
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a.k.a. "B.P"
The velvety gash of a sweet and slender blonde-headed woman
Bobby sure loves his Blonde Pie served fresh and warm
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Something that happens to someone (who is not always blonde) that makes them feel dumb.
Brunette: Could you grab the olive oil for me?
Blonde: ohhhh...olive oil like OLIVES!!! Is olive oil made from olives??!
Brunette: duh. are you retarded?
Blonde: no, that was just a blonde moment.
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A group of females, almost always all blonde, who stick together and are generally bitches to everyone else,
The blonde brigade, usually involves 3+ members, but can expand to 35 if enough dumb blondes are together. Laughs at anyone different than them.
Anyone (usually guys) that try to talk one always feels like they are third wheeling.
A bunch of skanks walk into a room.
Joey: Check out the blonde brigade.
Philip: I'm going in, watch my back.
Comes back 5 minutes later, scarred for life
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someone, usually a girl, who uses peroxide to bleach/lighten her hair to a lighter blonde, sometimes an ash, grey, or white blonde.
the girl in the pink bikini was a gorgeous oxy blonde...but you could see the roots where her real hair color came out - why didn't she fix that!?
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1) A blonde teenage male who acts similar to squall leonheart
2) tidus
3) A blonde teenage male who is extremely vain, a manwhore, two faced, a gossip, and wears a lot of black pleather and eyeliner.
"Tyler is such a blonde squall."
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A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes
I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want
Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde
I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep
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