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Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014


Bobby big bollocks

Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. โ€˜Farts above their own arseโ€™

Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when Iโ€™ve got Lidlโ€™s beans he has to have Heinz

by Rookie Wilson June 16, 2018


route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

by BogMorris July 11, 2019


Barry Big Bollocks

Nickname for anyone who belives they have skills and intelligence greater than reality would suggest.
This person would arrogantly boast about thier greatness to anyone who listens unaware of the fact that they are in fact self deluded and worthless.

Look at that fucking loser, giving it large like barry big bollocks

by dregj April 6, 2012

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dogs bollocks

An extremely good football (soccer) team that play in Dallas.

The Dogs Bollocks beat Maxim 9-0 last night.

by Pie Eater January 21, 2004

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Bollocks like dice

A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.

As in does everything his girlfriend says.

also known as pussy whipped.

Is Lee France out tonight?

Nah mate, you know the crack there, his bird has his bollocks like dice.

by sugarjay9 July 10, 2010

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a load of old bollocks

a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.

"His story was a load of old bollocks."

by Montgomery, James March 1, 2005

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