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The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.
Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.
The store in your kitchen where you make awesome pancakes and make loud foreign noises. Kids love it, right between Sbarro and Arby's.
Get down here we're going to Au Bon Pancakes!!!
May was going to the the Norway; her trip was a bon-tourage.
When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.
Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?
A beautiful place by the mountains where a little boy named Quentin who is in love with an Indian girl. He’s smart,kind and stupid. I love you Quentin. If you’re reading this whether or not if we’re together I will always cherish you
Quentin, i love you. Bons en chablais
It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."