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"Hey wanna come out?"
"Nah cant be bothered tonight"
"Urgh, such a boring Bruce!!"
That one room in your house you never go in except for during adult parties that your parents throw. The only activity that happens in the boring room is sitting idly while your parents and other adults talk and sip drinks.
My parents made me stay with them in the boring room during one of their dinner parties, when I just wanted to go down and play in the basement.
Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.
Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
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An erection induced by sheer boredom. This usually happens in a school/work situation when your dick makes brief contact with the inside of your leg.
Maths was so boring today, I hit a bore-ner and couldn't get up to write on the board.
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When someone is very horny and doesn’t want to ask if you’ll send nudes yet
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the phrase used to describe an extremely boring jewish character that most proberly likes greys anatomy.
John: what you doing later ryan
Ryan: im going to watch the new greys anatomy john
John: ryan you're such a boring morley
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When you're chatting to someone and they start boring you. You signal that you're bored by fidgetting with your mobile phone or your media player, cos that's more important!
Rudy: Yo, man, that Tess was trying hard to impress you last night! No one could stop her chatting yo!
Mike: Tell me about it, Rude. I had to check me text while she be chatting just to send her a bored signal!
Rudy: Man, that's harsh!
Mike: Yeh, but it do the trick. She wondered off a couple minutes later!
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