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This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby
1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard
An Adult Human Born Biologically Female.
A born woman may choose to identify as a different gender and or lack there of at some point later in they're adult life.
Term used to describe a baby that came out with one or multiple under-developed or completely missing limbs.
To my knowledge there’s probably more than one medical condition that causes an effect such as this but the main one I can find is Phocomelia.
“I’m sorry sir but your child came out stub-born”
“stub-born? what does that even mean?”
“It came out without any arms”
“what?”
born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
born privilege is the societal privilege that benefits born people over non-born people in some societies, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstance.
Oh look, there are protestors using their born privilege to promote abortion.
With the average internet person no longer having enough enemies to keep up with supply versus demand, people have taken on every available avenue of life (both online & offline) just to take on any new possible enemy available just for a small window of a chance to tell them... "Get born again! Go shit yourself out of your own ass!" In other words, GBA (Get Born Again) & GSY (Go Shit Yourself)!
Marcy:
"Hi, Karen! Nice curtains!"
Karen:
"Why don't you get born again, Marcy? Go shit yourself out of your own ass!"
People can't make enough enemies these days to supply enough of the laugh demand. What are we resorting to?
"All around the world, people are telling each other to get born again and to go shit themselves out of their own asses!"