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To stab (or "shank") another person.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
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When a British person walks in to a pub and a British pop artist is on the radio an the British person in the pub dances
the dance is British disco. It can be any dance move but the song artist has to be British.
There is a British disco mob down at the corner pub.
When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.
Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!
British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.
Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”