brush your shoulders off

Choosing to take a less confrontational path in the face of hate and adversity.

Instead of instigating a violent meeting Matt brushed his shoulders off and walked away.

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rip slip brush ahh!

ripping off a male's boxers, slipping his dick into your mouth, brushing your teeth, and then saying ahh! becuase it feels good knowing your teeth will be nice and white

girl: ooh ooh me so horny ooh ohh me so horny!
*walks up to kaylon* rip slip brush ahh!

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oral-b brush ups

small, disposible "toothbrushes" that fit on your finger. no toothpaste or water needed.

rip, slip, bruch, AHH!

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cleanin' out your brush

Figuring out facts about a person by asking them semi-deep questions.

Curtis: You gonna trick or treat this Halloween?

Mike: Not sure, why?

Curtis: Just wondering...Do you like Diet Pepsi?

Mike: What is this, 20 questions?

Curtis: I'm just cleanin' out your brush, man.

rim jobing a tooth brush

when your best friend sticks your tooth brush up their butt and then dosnt tell you .

(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever

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Brush off Princess (BOP)

A friend who makes plans with you but then brushes you off last minite for a better friend or to wash his car. Describes George Mihas to a tee.

Sorry I didn't come for drinks last night but I started washing my car and then I decided to wax it. I guess we will have to make it another night. Sorry.. I guess i really am a brush off princess (BOP)

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Teh Legendary Brush of Epic

If you were on the stickam with 0akes you would know. And you would not be gay.

0akes, how much deeper can you take teh legendary brush of epic?

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