I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

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Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

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101 Doors Entertainment is at Singapore building a kpop company

101 Doors Entertainment is at Singapore building a kpop company

101 Doors Entertainment is at Singapore building a kpop company

like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

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i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building

"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

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