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Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.
Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.
Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?
No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.
When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.
Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.
A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.
(noun)
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.
Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato
The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).
Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"
Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"