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When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea
guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?
guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack
When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.
Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato
The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).
Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"
Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"
Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.
And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.
Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.
Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.
Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?
No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.
Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.
"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"