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a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.
get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!
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Cactus Humper is a term that a person might use to more "accurately describe" a Mexican, or anybody from America's South border.
You filthy cactus humper! Go play Russian Roulette with Dave, the border patrol officer.
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when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
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One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.
Damn go shave that cactus ass!
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get the fuck outta my bed ya cactus ass muthafucka!
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YKTFV UR BOY CACTUS JACK THE MOST FIRE MUTHER FUCKER EVER AND DEM KICKS THO DEM SHITS FIRE HE IS THE OG THE MOST FIRE KID U WILL EVER KNOW SO IF U MEET CACTUS U BETTER FUCKING TALK TO HIM BEC HE IS A LIT MUTHER FUCKER
CACTUS JACK IS A METAPHOR FOR A FIRE
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1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend
2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
1.) Oh my gosh! Did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for Luke, it was sooo cute.
2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.
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This western style position involves three people... two men and one woman (Making it spikey) The fun starts by the woman bending over and touching her feet as one of the men starts to thrust slowly from the back. She then quickly spikes up and raises her leg, resting it on a stool or chair. Then the third party enters from the front.
Drop down and get yo' spikey cactus on.
Sally left with John and Bill with the hope of doing some western dancing, her favorite move is the spikey cactus.
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