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Booty calling is when you call your girlfriend/hooker for sex, or sex and sleep over.
*Booty calling a girl*
Maor: I am so horny, wanna give me that booty, and chill after?
Stranger/girlfriend: Mhmm.. Sure, I will be there in 10, should I bring protection?
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The brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information.
A Phone call-
George: Hey Steve, what time does the circle jerk start tonight?
Steve: 10.
George:10 o'clock? Ok listen, I'm going to be a little bit late you'll have to start without me.
Steve: You going to be ready though, right?
George: Oh don't worry I'm going to eat a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie.
Steve: Nice, what is it called?
George: It's called "Tarzan Fucks a Zebra".
Steve: Who's in it?
George: Russell crowe.
Steve: What's it about?
George: Well It's a bit of a fantasy, right now Ranae Zelwigger is blowing a unicorn.
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-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:
a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn
or
b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."
b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
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also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.
Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*
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Tough situations when it can be hard to know what needs to be done. Moments that test character and inner strength.
In particularly tricky situations, Matt needs to draw upon his inner strength and just make a few tough calls.
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Similar to Cat Calling, a Wolf call is simply just a wolf-whistle or other non-intelligable sound (such as humming, hooting or growling) made at an attractive woman (or man) passing by
"I was just minding my own buisness when some dude wolf called me"
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Getting a call from a friend to look up something for you on google when they are in a store, in the field, or otherwise not near a computer.
Calls from grocery stores are quite common, often asking for lists of ingrediants.
Derived from "Booty Call"
My girlfriend just google called me from Escondito to find her a radio station.
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