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Calvin is a very orange man, he gets salty when called orange and usually is freckled. I have a big Succulent relationship with calvin and a juicy future ahead. He also beat ninja 3 times and can change his hair color
Calvin is orange.
the best fucking person ever. pulls chicks all night. doesn’t give a fuck
girl: what’s your name
calvin: my names calvin
girl: ooo can i get in bed with you
most likely to be gay a teacher but not funny but very cool when his happy but mostly bald
calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy
gayteacher c
calvin like to eat his pen
a stupid little player thats fine but fake as fuck
he got good dick but is for the streets basically anyone and anything can have him
laura:bro you saw calvin he just hit me up
quay:yea he hit me up just last week be careful tho cause he for the streets anyone can have him
Calvin is a toxic , smart ,handsome he is very lovable & when you meet a calvin you will get very attached. Calvin is a very funny too . Calvin also has a long dick and he is a lady man so better hide your girl
omg , you mess with a calvin
calvin…has a big dick
a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore
I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys
A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.
He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
“Who’s that hot soccer player over there?”
- “Oh, that’s Calvin, he has mad skills”