Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”

Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

Can Flipper

The worst job in the world. A can flipper is where a worker in a sardine factory who flip the cans of sardines after being handled by can stuffers. Scum of the earth. No one likes them.

Then the cans are moved to the can flippers. Nobody likes a can flipper. The cans of fish are sent to an oven to cook are disgustingly manhandled by another lousy can flipper and then are sent to a conveyor to have oil and other flavorings added.

stuck on the can

The result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.

::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

Receiver: "Hello?"

Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."

Crunk can

A gasoline can (usually made of red plastic) used to store alcoholic beverages instead of gas. Useful for sneaking alcohol into venues/parties and getting crunk. Made popular in the early 2000's by the crunk music movement.

Homeboy 1: "Dude, why does this taste like gasoline?"
Homeboy 2: "Didn't rinse the crunk can right."