A Begger's Canyon Bullseye is when you jerk someone off onto another persons asshole.
So, last Thursday me, a mynock and a wookie were getting hot and heavy. Ended up getting a Begger's Canyon Bullseye.
When you take a fucking massive shit and after about 10 wipes, you still strike oil
I shouldn't have had that out of date Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It turned my ass into Brownie Canyon last night.