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The leftovers of a lonely night.
- Wanna chill?
- Sure but I got a sticky carpet
- Ew
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When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars.
Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because neither one of them had a dick!
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A big, fat, arab with massive amounts of facial hair, including eyebrows. Never a big hit with the ladies, but never gives up. on them. Not to be mistaken with a carpet muncher.
Player 1: OMG! Did you just see that carpet flyer?
Player 2: Their eyebrows were like evergreen trees!
player 1: lawlz
player 2: *sings songs from aladdin*
player 1: Well whatever, they were still fat and arab.
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A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
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Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.
Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!
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A girl in the act of masturbating with a shower head.
Gina was one hell of a carpet steamer.
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carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.
"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
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