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A condition caused by getting hooked on Overlanding.
This condition can have a Positive or Negative side effect:
Positive effect - Sell your house and all of your other crap to buy a $300,000 overlanding van with all of the same amenities of the house you just sold. Then go camping at then end of a desolate dirt road in the wild outback, and run around in the nude under the pale moon light biting small creatures on the bum bum to find ones inner Sasquatch abilities.
Negative effect - Spend $80,000 dollars for gear and parts on an off-road rig. That's on top of the $50,000 spent on the vehicle. Shovels, sand boards, bumpers, big ol' tires, a winch, a jack, chairs, stickers, million dollar cooler or a fridge, gas cans always full of bad fuel and ready to explode, empty water cans because stale water is gross, and lights...don't forget about the lights...lots of lights….enough to cause light pollution that the International Space Station can observe from space, etc. Then Only to drive on paved roads 99% of the time and that is usually to the grocery store for toilet paper. That other 1% is a dirt road you went down by accident then you turned around because you were about to scratch the paint on you rig.
Bim - "Hay Frank did you hear that Faye is all Whoop Chickened on overlanding ever since she starting hanging around Bronco Girl. She sold the house and got a sweet...sweet million dollar van with everything a small loft in downtown New York would have to offer. Now she is out there roughing it on the dirt roads of adventure."
Frank - "Yeah I saw Faye the other day and she was telling me about it. She asked if I would like to head out with them this weekend and go on an expedition."
Bim - "Well are you going? Ain't know expedition like a Whoop Chicken expedition. Right?"
Frank - "Damn it Bim! You know my Jeep doesn't go in the DIRT!! Besides Saturday night I’m going to a Live concert"
Bim - “Gotcha. Well I gotta go, later.”
That is when Bim turned around and walked away all saddened knowing that Frank is suffering from the negative effects of Whoop Chicken. Then Bim bursts into tears and drops to his knees screaming to the heavens, "Why...why goddess why...that jeep doesn't deserve to be a captive of suburban streets of HELL!!!"
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A game played by two presumably straight males where each player pulls out his penis and stares at the other player. The one whose penis moves first is declared the loser. And thus ridiculed and called a gay for a minimum of two hours.
Hey guys who is up for a game of dick chicken?
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A group of niggas who love chicken.
Mom, can I have some money for McDonald's? Are you going with your friends? Yeah, me and the Chicken McNiggas are going. We all love chicken.
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When two people are together and they both know the relationship has no future, but both refuse to take the step and end it. The situation might entail "upping the ante" to make the other one end it, such as suggesting marriage or kids. Another tactic in this game could be intentionally provoking each other.
Marshall: If they can’t stand each other, why don’t they end it?
Ted: Neither one wants to be first. They’re playing relationship chicken
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A junkie or dope whore who for whatever reason believes she is still really cute and worthy of respect even though she exchanges sexual favors for drugs.
Idk why he only messes with dumpster chickens.
Becky is such a dumpster chicken
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To accidentally slip up and say the wrong thing on camera or before a large public group; more specifically, to accidentally say a forbidden word (usually "fuck") on the air or in a place where it is forbidden.
From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."
"Did you see last night's SNL? That new girl totally fucked the chicken."
"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."
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