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A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.
Person 1: Hey are you gay?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.
My dorsal choad is chafed and inflamed, Dr. Paul, please script me meds to shrink.
A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.
That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad
Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.
Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"
turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad
his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!
The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.
tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.
2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
“It’s choade my dear” - Connan Mockasin