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The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
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When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.
Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).
Difficulty: 8.5/10
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
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The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.
"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."
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A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.
"Damn, not even this Angel Soft can repair the damage this chocolate pineapple has done."
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A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.
1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.
2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.
3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.
4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.
5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
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The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof
"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"
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