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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, itโ€™s almost beyond endurance. In other words, youโ€™d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing July 18, 2008

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dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

cancer

Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga

by Matcha_M March 4, 2021

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Double chum

Fucking a dude with Wendyโ€™s sauce as lube

Jubba want to double chum

by John Kardinson April 27, 2022


Bum Chums

A group of men that are homies and all hangout. They do cool stuff like jerk each other off and drink. A group of tight knit niggas

You know bert is a bum chum? Yeah he is a crazy nigga and is definitely apart of the bum chums.

by Jimmy Winthorpe November 11, 2020


Bum Chum

Bum Chum is frequently used when you're angry and don't want to swear however i don't recommend saying it around school or your parents. That was the slang version, heres the actual definition of a Bum Chum, an actual Bum Chum means a crumb / chum that falls out of your buttocks after you urinate or poop.

"Oh Bum Chum!" said Dave as he accidentally dropped a hammer on his toe.

"Oh, i just dropped one of my Bum Chums!'' explained the man that just had a poop.

by hArri3tbutt3rf13ld April 1, 2024


Bum Chum

When a person on a boat has held in their fecal matter for too long and has no other option than to release their excrement over the side of said boat.

Jim, look at Steve, he just made bum chum off the side of your boat!

by SleekDiamond59 May 19, 2019