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Cloth Job

Originally coined by Steven Medlock, of Germantown, TN the term clothjob refers the sexual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners dick with a coarse fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other slutty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.

Clothjobs suck.

-BD Freeman

Jim Lesesne is a Cloth Job.

by bdistight.tumblr.com November 21, 2009


space clothes

The clothes of the future.

Darn it! Space clothes are malfunctioning again! I thought you were supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 04, 2003


soft cloth

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."

by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010


Clothe Sex

Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that

fucking clothes like this: Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that which is clothe sex

by Backdoor.x.Killer January 09, 2007


Whorus Clothing

clothing that follows under the name brand of Miley Cyrus & Max Azria.

Whorus - refers to Miley Cyrus

Cyrus Virus = Whorus Virus.

Ew, did you see her wear that whorus jacket?

Why do you wear Whorus Clothing? It only means that you're a step away from dropping down on poles, feeling your crotch, and breaking up your family.

I definitely do NOT have the Whorus Virus, but I do have the Bieber Fever!

by Doughped! March 01, 2011


ugly clothing

Dare to be different - defy the conventional. Innovations that produce extraordinarily comfortable and mobile clothing with an edgey look that's in-your-face, on point and out in front. Made for the macho male with style. Deeply durable and wearable 24/7. Ugly is beautiful!

The Ugly Clothing Company makes baord shorts with the proprietary patented Stretch Zone Performance Technology, which sets a new standard in board short designs.

by Bob P. May 24, 2006


hamster clothes

clothes that should fit a hamster but a girl has but on her body.

Jax had to girls in those hamster clothes with him last night!

by metal head mommy January 13, 2009