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Cloth Job

Originally coined by Steven Medlock, of Germantown, TN the term clothjob refers the sexual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners dick with a coarse fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other slutty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.

Clothjobs suck.

-BD Freeman

Jim Lesesne is a Cloth Job.

by bdistight.tumblr.com November 21, 2009

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space clothes

The clothes of the future.

Darn it! Space clothes are malfunctioning again! I thought you were supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

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soft cloth

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."

by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010

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Clothe Sex

Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that

fucking clothes like this: Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that which is clothe sex

by Backdoor.x.Killer January 9, 2007

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Whorus Clothing

clothing that follows under the name brand of Miley Cyrus & Max Azria.

Whorus - refers to Miley Cyrus

Cyrus Virus = Whorus Virus.

Ew, did you see her wear that whorus jacket?

Why do you wear Whorus Clothing? It only means that you're a step away from dropping down on poles, feeling your crotch, and breaking up your family.

I definitely do NOT have the Whorus Virus, but I do have the Bieber Fever!

by Doughped! March 1, 2011

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ugly clothing

Dare to be different - defy the conventional. Innovations that produce extraordinarily comfortable and mobile clothing with an edgey look that's in-your-face, on point and out in front. Made for the macho male with style. Deeply durable and wearable 24/7. Ugly is beautiful!

The Ugly Clothing Company makes baord shorts with the proprietary patented Stretch Zone Performance Technology, which sets a new standard in board short designs.

by Bob P. May 24, 2006

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hamster clothes

clothes that should fit a hamster but a girl has but on her body.

Jax had to girls in those hamster clothes with him last night!

by metal head mommy January 13, 2009

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