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The Greater Coconut from the Coconut Song by Jeff Lau
a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
A nut where God was horny when he created it.
Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"
Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).
"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"
"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."
When someone pulls a sneaky over you and it leads to intense frustration.
Aw this motherfunlover just coconut brah’d me.
The head: that thing over your shoulders
Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?