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A person who runs, typically wearing a fancy blue shirt and a tie
Luke Wilson is really not a blue collar runner.
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When one pops the collar up on their shirt(s). Mulitple shirts can be popped at one time. This practice is mostly done by somebody considered "preppy."
Don't pop your collar. You look like a douschebag
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"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
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Shaved head, goatee, tattoo, piercing - or some combination thereof. An urban trend ironically called edgy. Might have been edgy in the late 90s, now it's just a tired, ubiquitous trend. Also so: propped-up & revolving baseball caps. Also see: white men trying to look like Latino prisoners because being white is seen as less masculine these days.
Wait, is that Ben? When did he turn into a blue-collar Mexican?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.
Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?
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The act (sexual) where a person or animal rubs their naked anus on the back of the other persons neck.
She had massive hooters, but I could only come when she gave me the Chocolate Starfish Collar.
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The ultimate douche move anyone can make.
I like to look like a tool by popping my collar
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