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Rent-a-cop

A slang term for a Security Guard (known as Security Officer in the business).

There are several kinds of people attracted to this work:

1.) The "Lifer": A loser in life who cannot do anything other than be a waste of space. These are the ones that make it harder for other people to perform a simple job of making sure a client's property doesn't burn down or get ransacked. They are insecure, lazy, and mentally slow. They think that they are somehow like Police or the Military. These tend to be in their late 30's and higher but you can see this sad excuse for existence in some 20 somethings that really fail at life. .

2.) College students: A lot of the younger guards you will run into who seem intelligent are usually in this class. Often this occupation allows for ample study time if done covertly. The pay rate is much better than most college jobs so they play it smart and do these kinds of jobs.

3.) Retired people: Surprisingly enough not every old guard you see will be an idiot. Often these are guys and gals who have retired and in order to have a supplemental income, they take on this job. They are often articulate and fairly intelligent for the most part.

816 Congress Avenue in Downtown Austin has a really bad Lifer at night. Go skate there in the alleyways to watch his dumbass in action. He's a real Rent-a-cop!

by Coca-Cola Kid December 20, 2009

250πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


copped a feel

When you touch or hold someone’s dick/boob/ass

β€œOmg I copped a feel of Anthony’s dick and it was huge”

by Dudeyouregay1828822 September 27, 2017

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Copping deuces

To backpedal or take back what you said in Hope's of saving that ass from a whoopin

Stand by your word, Dont start copping deuces now that I'm here.

by March 29, 2021

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Copping Dome

The receiving of a or multiple blow jobs.

Totally gonna be copping dome tonight, if ya know what I mean bra!
So ull be with that chica again bra?
Oh ya!

by ToastPirate March 4, 2009

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


No Cop No Stop

The prerogative of every single person who lives in Orange County, this choice is the exercising of only stopping at posted STOP sign at one's own discretion.

Dude 1: "Dude, you just blew through that stop sign."

Dude 2: "Know ye not, friend, the law of the road? For thus it was written, 'And yea, my People shall not thirst, nor shall they stop at every freaking STOP sign, for they shall know that if there be no cop, there shalt be no stop.' Look it up. It's in there. No Cop No Stop."

Dude 1: "Oh. I did not know that."

by adamryan October 29, 2008

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


rent a cop

University security. They drive around looking for trouble, but when it gets dirty, the call the real cops.

The public safety aka rent a cop had to call the city cops because the party was too big.

by webmasterhcharlie September 4, 2006

145πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Content cop

The death sentence of YouTube, Content cop is a series created and produced by YouTuber Ian Carter better known by his channel’s name: idubbbztv. Individuals met with the terrible fortune of being targeted by content cop include: Tana Mongoose, Ricegum, Keematar, Jinx, Leafyishere, extra... Content cops are infamous for entailing sudden subscriber drops and a negitive like to dislike ratio.

Hey niggerfaggot did you see the new content cop on Mel Gibson?

by To Jeff or not to Jeff March 11, 2018

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