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When you blow your wrist out because you have been quareteined at home for two weeks and you are masterbating 24/7
I tried to play baseball today but my Corona wrist was acting up
packets of work that have multiple pages that were given to students as an alternate to skyping the class. these packets, in most cases, can include over 50 pages (fuck you wildwood middle school principal)
"Here is your corona packet with 100 pages. Make sure it's done by next week or we'll give you an F. Oh and don't forget about the five other packets from the rest of your classes."
(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).
(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.
Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!
The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.
Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.
A diploma someone only got because their exams were during the 2020 COVID-19/ Coronavirus pandemic and thus couldn't do the exams because they were in Quarantine.
So Dave got his Corona diploma this morning, let's celebrate.
When Bros hangout drinking in one of their house's because the bars are shut down by the state.
I went over Pete's house last night,by 11:00 that shit turned into a Corona Brobar
The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.
I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.