1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.
Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.
Laying on the couch in a sideways position while your partner is sitting legs up in your junk.
Are you telling me he did the Zack's Couch?
That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.