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Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022


court me love

Kurt Cobains widow

Hey, John, court me love!

by Krkič June 18, 2020


Tennis Court Vibes

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.

The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.

by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021


wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.

I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.

by Manugga27382 July 8, 2014


courting kind

Someone love being in a relationship and usually more in love with the idea of love.

That pop star is the courting kind

by spen53 March 23, 2018


court

Court is court or corey mostly corey but we need more justice for court so if your not in court squad then you or someone has broke your mental the short story of joining justice for court is 1.Justice for court 2.Justice for court 3.free trips to Disney land on courts birthday so if you dont like Disney land the you have broken your broken metal

Justice for court is a squad

by Spt sswolf March 5, 2021


court

a boss

court a bo$$

by yer6272727 January 28, 2022