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A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass
I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.
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An alternate name for Jack in the Box which refers to the addictive nature of it's food, widely thought to have addictive substances infused in their burgers/tacos. Open 24 Hours. Widely blamed as the source of over 50% of DUI's ever gotten.
Drunk guy 1: Dude i'm so fucking starving right now.
Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.
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nitrous oxcide aka nitrous aka nos aka n20 aka laughing gas
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A person who enjoys the sounds of chiropractic bone cracking (ASMR).
P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.
P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.
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High rise apartment complex for low income people, drug dealers, hookers, and the scum of society
There was another drug bust down at the crack stacks last night. You couldn't pay me enough to live there.
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Bursting into a prolonged fit of intense, uncontrollable laughter. Used to describe how you feel inside when you find yourself in a pleasing set of circumstances, or at least in comparison to a worse outcome that also might have occurred. Instigating this sort of reaction in someone is called making that person "crack laugh up".
Mikey told me a hilarious joke the other day with his crazy accent, and I couldn't stop crack laughing!!!
I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.
Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.