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The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.
Also known as crank-off.
Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.
The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.
Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.
When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.
David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.
When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.
Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.
A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
Herpes: Sores shared on your crank. FUN FOR EVERYONE!