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When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.
(To infinity and beyond)
So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.
When a man fills his anus with beard butter, then expresses it on another man’s face while eating a hot sandwich.
I went to the city for a conference and all I got was a Dorsey Creampie.
When you cum in, and shove a candy cane up someones ass, before tossing their salad like Santa Claus eats cookies on Christmas Eve.
Bro Last night I gave my girlfriend a Peppermint Creampie, and my breath was fresh for hours.
If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
When you cum inside a can of pilsbury dough and then feed it to your family.
“Wow dad that breakfast was delicious!”
“Thanks, it was a Pilsbury creampie”
Lose that condom and prepare to be with that special someone since April 23rd is international creampie day
Her: Hey, do you know what April 23rd is?
Him: Um no I dont
Her: April 23rd is International Creampie Day!
Him: Awesome! (takes pants off)
The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.
"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "