Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.
Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.
"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."
Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles
Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.
"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!