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A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
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A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.
Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.
Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.
Rojolita: Faints
Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.
Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.
Rojolita: Faints
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To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.
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When one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to pass through the cheeks and gooch of the female. This leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous "crusty watch."
"Dude, check out the crusty watch my girlfriend gave me for my birthday!"
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the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour
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When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole
last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam
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Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets
I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crusty ass
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