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Cruz

Left over food that has been left on a bed for a long time and has gone hard

Mate: hey is that some Mose juice

Me : no that’s just some Cruz

by Miamouse111 December 1, 2018


Cruz

(Noun) Travel and vacation undertaken by a political representative in order to flee conditions in their district that their leadership has made intolerable, usually by means only available to them through special privilege that most residents cannot access.

"Another Texas GOP representative went on a Cruz to escape the blackouts." "Another one? Really?" "Yup, but not to Cancun; T
This one took a private jet to Florida and is claiming it was for a business meeting." "Hahaha. I wonder who will believe that excuse."

by Juxtaposician February 21, 2021


Cruz

Cruz. I would say a whole nice paragraph like everyone else but it's bull crap. he says he loves you but then he treats you like actual shit. I don't recommend dating them because THEY WILL hurt you THEY WILL treat you like shit THEY WILL manipulate you and THEY WLL cheat on you without you knowing. Keep him far from people you love and yourself

you: hey cruz love you
cruz:love you to
*time passes*
you: why are you ignoring me
cruz:stfu

by yourmom.com@gmail March 28, 2023


Cruz

Has a gf named jayla who he loves and is obsessed with so don't ever talk to him...don't even look at him. Your lucky enough to live in the same universe as him. Anyways he has a gf and yea.

Wow is that JAYLA'S bf CRUZ?

by ilovebacks69 November 23, 2021


Cruz

A short men who thinks he is the strongest among his friends. He loves to play sports but he suck in it. A retarded kod who will never understand how to respect humans.

He hit his grandfather because he is a Cruz.

by Perpesek September 12, 2022


Cruz

A boy with the MILFIEST MOTHER EVER!! His mom is so hot, literally the sexiest woman I have ever met. Cruz's mom is an 100/10 the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my whole life, I can't wait to be Cruz's stepmom.

person 1: Dangggg his mom is HOT
person 2: His name is probably cruz

by littleladlover October 18, 2023


Pull a Cruz

Attempting to change an institutional law or policy in order to cover up a stupid choice in the past.

Our sleazoid CEO is trying pull a Cruz and reclassify all interns as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for inappropriate relations w/ an employee after boning the new intern in the corner suite.

by Wordbird1357 February 6, 2024