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cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.

John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick

by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019


Cucumber

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.

It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.

Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.

Man 1: Dude i heard Adam slept with your wife.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm so gonna bust his cucumbers.

by ButtStuffYes December 20, 2015


Cucumber

Tom’s sex toy

Tom said you want to play hide the cucumber

by Tom wealy December 25, 2021


Cucumber

When someone makes good criticism against someone else and they don’t address it because they are getting bullied or have self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t handle this; I’m already getting bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.” John said.

by Duck_Yourself123 December 20, 2020


Cucumber

When someone rejects good criticism and blames it on them being bullied or having self-diagnosed depression.

I can’t take this; I’m already being bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.”

by Duck_Yourself123 December 20, 2020


Cucumber

its a short way of saying daddy cum because it has cum in it.

let me feel your cucumber daddy

by daddy cum November 4, 2022


cucumber

a delicious fruit which can be found in the regions of Nigeria it is eaten by deepthroating

mmmmmmmm cucumber

by YOLITKID November 5, 2020