national emotional damage day

National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!

A: Today is National Emotional damage day!
B: Wanna sulk with me?
A: Ok

whats your damage

the equivalent of asking about the size of a man's penis.

Damage dealt to any body openings with the penis

Johnny: What's your damage, Lee?
Lee: I have 2 inches of damage.

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Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

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Damaged Lung Screw Pile

A pile of Screws named after non other than Flint

Danget there goes another one to the Damaged Lung Screw Pile

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ate a big chunk of brain damage

Doing something utterly stupid.

Mark is so fucking stupid, he must of ate a big chunk of brain damage today for breakfast.

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attack its weak point for massive damage

A phrase said at E3 by a Sony rep, while playing one of the new "exciting and innovative" sony games.

It is now an infamous phrase used among sony haters.

"such innovative play"

"you can attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE"

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Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

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