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A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.
"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann
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something said after something amazing has been accomplished, usual said in a sarcastic to make ones self seem modest when in reality one is bragging. usually followed by "'cept it is"
i just got a 100 on my test! no big deal, 'cept it is
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A term used to describe a drug dealer who will deliver by car within 45 minutes of calling usually between the hours of 6pm - 1.30am in northern england.
Bring- bring...... bring-bring......."Heeeello?"
"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"
"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."
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a 2 Deal is getting something twice for one. or at half the cost of something.
I got a pair of oakleys half off. thats a 2 deal.
Can i get like a 2 Deal man.
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A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.
See: butterface, Fergie.
HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!
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To finally consummate your "more than friends" relationship with the love of your life.
While Beth was completely enamoured with John because of his SpongeBob smile and work ethic, she was growing increasingly frustrated with not being able to seal the deal.
When a car salesman does everything in his power to get a car deal done for a customer over the weekend even though some dealers won't work with them on any day other than M-F.
Jevin: I'm gonna lose this car deal since it's Saturday and I don't have what they want!
Kared: Pull a Curly Deal and get that car from another dealer over the weekend!!