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denver puts on a very cold act but deep down he has a very kind heart he puts on a cold act because hes been hurt in the past and just needs someone to help heal that hurt.hes a stoner and likes to get high every single day but is the funniest person you’ll ever meet even though if half his jokes are racist or homophobic a denver liked me but i blew my shot so if u ever meet a denver never let them go.
girl 1:that guy looks goneee
girl 2:must be denver.
Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)
Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?
No, im clean!
An especially memorable sexual encounter just before parting ways with a loved one.
My girlfriend just texted me and told me she just got wet remembering the Denver goodbye I railed into her a couple months ago.
When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.
Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.
When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke
"Damn dude, you smell that? "
"Yeah, we just got blasted by a Denver drive-by"
When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.
Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.