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When your kick scooter sounds like a basketball

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Drunk Dialing Syndrome

The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.

I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.

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fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

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Dial up a blitz

to defecate

man, those baked bean are gonna make me dial up a blitz!

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drunk dial-up

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

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Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

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red-eye dial

Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.

"It's 3am in NY right now...let's red-eye dial Rick from the airport in Vegas."

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