Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.

Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.

Roll the dice

Slang term that means masturbation. When u fake roll dice with your hand it looks like a jerking motion.

Man I'm about to roll the dice haha I'm so horny.

Where's jimmy? He went to go roll the dice in the closet

face dice

when one makes the gesture of shaking dice in front of ones crotch and then throws the dice; insinuating a facial

Face dice, La Fleur. Total face dice. (Facial, La Fleur. Total facial)

D100 Dice

A dice so large and full of so many numbers that it is truly a ball: Once you roll it, it will NEVER come back

Bob: I shall buy the D100 Dice for D&D

Jimmy: No dude you will lose it it is round

Bob: Naw bro I will get it

*Two seconds later*

Bob: Crap I lost it

*Dice rolling into the sewer grate*

Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

Dangle My Dice

When you insert your testicles into someone's asshole

"That trick was a freak. She asked me to dangle my dice in her"

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roll ya dice

to roll your nuts around a table while playing monopoly

Look honey, Im rolling for a 2