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A world renowned and highly respected gangster. Known for his crazy off the chain beats such as the jungle and halloween beats. "His beats are bangers!!!"-Quick J Reviews. He will break your face if you mess with him and him and afablo will hurt you bad.
Sometimes used as and adjective or noun.
Adj: "Wow, he was pissed, did you see him just merk diesel that kid!!"
Noun: "Damn, merkle jsut broke of buchi awaji!!! GET EM BUCK!!!!"
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A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.
Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.
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Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.
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A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.
Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.
Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).
They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.
They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.
Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.
Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*
Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*
Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!
Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.
Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
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Hardcore beer for hardcore men. Never has the word light in the title
Hand me a diesel beer pledge, not your pussy light beer.
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deez nuts hanging from a diesel truck
Look at my diesel nuts.
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A man that shelters his homosexual erotic desires so well in the shadows of hollywood he can openly torture heterosexual men by portraying a pea eyed turkey neck goblin, capible of snatching your girl right out from underneath you.
Dont be such a Vin Diesel, save some pussy for the rest of us.
Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?
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