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Placing a finger inside of an orifice.
1. My boss told me to digitally insert her, but I didn't know whether he meant the girl into a photograph or my finger in the girl.
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The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.
Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.
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Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.
His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.
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A girl who spends nearly all of her time on digital devices such as iPod, iPad, iPhone, Droid, etc. She is concerned primarily with her social media presence which usually does not represent the mundane and vapid nature of her real life. Human interactions will always take a second seat to her engagement to the digital world. The latter is especially true with regard her lack of interest in/aversion to the more visceral or physical aspects of human life.
1. "Dude, I took her out to Morton's and she spent the entire time on her fuckin iPad. We barely spoke! Digital bitch..."
2. "I would have given her a proper rogering last night, but she couldn't put down her smartphone and it was a real turnoff. Don't waste your time with that digital bitch."
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Occurs when you can't remember where you heard something or read something, but you know it was on your phone.
Often occurs when reading email and text messages on the go - you forget about the message until something else in life reminds you and you then remember when/where you received that text or email.
Common belief is that it occurs because since you are not sitting anchored to a desk or a laptop, you forget the message context because your attention is immediately drawn to the car in front of you, your kid screaming in the backseat, having to pay for groceries, or any other activity "on the go". See threadnesia, cell phone amnesia, e-mnesia
Lumberg: Peter, do you have that TPS report? I emailed you 2 days ago.
Peter: Oh yeah, huh. I think I got that message when I was at the strip club so I kinda forgot about it. Ya know, I do have a wicked case of Digital Amnesia now with this iPhone. Can I get it to you tomorrow?
Lumberg: Yeah, but this is your last warning.
Peter: OK - well just email me
Lumberg (in the Droidzone): Just sent it to you.
Peter: That'd be great!
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A term for the well known sex position known as 69
Josh: "Hey Erika you wanna 69 tonight?"
Erika: "You mean doing the digits?"
Josh: "What the frik is that?"
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A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.
"Whoa Bro your dick is small you DIGITAL DICK!!"
"You DIGITAL DICKED me you asshole."
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