Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life
Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.
A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )
Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van
When a persons dingle berry count exceeds an immediately countable number it is a Dingle Punnet or a Punnet of Dingle Berrys.
Guy 1: I haven't wiped my arse in so long i probably have multiple Dingle Berrys
Guy 2: you've probably got a whole dingle punnet by now.
Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off
Just took a nice one holy dingles
when you clap the cheeks so hard the person screams and your balls have a delay or 2 seconds from the original clap
When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.
"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."
From the Latin, dinglus berripimatae, hanging from butt-eye
Hardened, dried coagulation of poo-poo and/or other human excretion which forms on the fur surrounding the opening of the anal cavity.
Sorry I'm late. I called in someone to extract my dingle berries this morning, and it took longer than expected.
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