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Disorder characterized by feelings of entitlement to things that are not yours, excessive begging or demanding, smugness
Broke Bob: Hey watch out!
(shoves Nick out of the way to raid his pantry)
Nick: Hey man you need help, your Liberal Entitlement Disorder is getting real bad!
Broke Bob: How many times have I (insert guilt trip, mediocre favor) for you.
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Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.
My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution
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A disorder that plagues conservatives on the internet. Conservative Originality Disorder or COD occurs when conservatives steal a creative argument or term from people that disagrees with them and changes it around to uses against their critics. This most often results in ConservaFail. See cheap shot
For Example a original term like Conservative Hate Culture gets turned into Liberal Hate Culture by some butthurt conservative.
COD often comes along with ignorance toward their own hypocritical ways as well as a snobby attitude towards those who don't agree with them.
The Person that who copies this term is suffering from "Conservative Originality Disorder"
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Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
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Feminist Personality Disorder is a pervasive sociopathic, cognitive disorder caused by the bitter concepts of "third-wave feminism". These concepts compel the sufferer to uncritically adopt ideas and values that heavily favor emotion at the expense of reason, logic, and good manners. The sufferer then proceeds to make statements and declarations that cannot stand up to the least bit of scientific evidence, nor logical scrutiny. When examined critically, statements made by feminists range from distortions of fact, to outright lies.
The danger to society is that sufferers of feminism labor under the delusion that government should be used as a tool to correct the imagined ills of society.
Outbursts of this type feminism can take many forms, ranging from deceptively cheerful to violent rage.
Anita thinks that criticism of her ideas is the same as harassment because she has feminist personality disorder.
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The feeling you get after breaking up with a slut. This includes reminiscing, regret, and flashbacks of things you've done with her.
"Dude, I can't stop thinking about her. It was such an amazing night... but I should completely forget about her. She's such a dirty whore... Ugh. I can't get over my Post-Slut Disorder."
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A mental illness that involves excessive, exaggerated anxiety and worry about everyday life events. It differs from regular anxiety in the way that little worries are over analyzed to the point of a possible anxiety attack which is very similar to a panic attack.
Some symptoms are:
fatigue
ongoing worry
unrealistic view of problems
headaches
sweating
trembling
difficultly concentrating
being easily startled
insomnia
AKA: GAD
"I wasn't able to finish my paper because I saved it until the last minute and I had an anxiety attack because I have generalized anxiety disorder."
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