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The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.
Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.
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When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.
"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"
"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
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When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.
Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.
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Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.
That guy there has a dodge tree trunk
When you dodge a shock in MarioKart. That feeling of excitement. Made popular by YouTuber TWD98
a truck that will beat any rice rocket. it has a 5.7 hemi magnum v8 or a 6.1 hemi. it has real power...its not chiped or has other ricer shit on it.....any ricer will be surprised when they race it
dodge rumble bee driver: u juss got your ass kicked....u stupid ricer
mother: i told u its slow
son aka ricer: sorry mom
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And on the 8th day Gos said let there be division, and there was dodge.
Dodge Ram sucks.
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