drain my main vein

to piss (=

i'll be right back guys i gott go drain my main vein

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gravponics drain system bias

when urbandictionary wouldnt approve a term that explains the drain system of the gravponics system. Gravponics is a dictionary term and in an attempt to simply describe the drain system, they wouldnt approve it.

When Pat tries to add a meaningful word to urbandictionary.com and gets rejected, Pat will reference gravponics drain system bias as the reason its not being approved. As most terms are jokes or invented statements, this is an actual term that describes a real scenario.

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knife and drain your life

drain gang

person 1: BLADEE DRAIN GANG TAKE A KNIFE AND DRAIN YOUR LIFE
person 2: please leave me alone you’ve been following me for half an hour

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine

He took off like a rat up a drain pipe

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drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

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Reverse stomach drain snake

Where you openly look for sex with people who have had a gastric bypass then proceed to go so deep you enter their stomach.

Holy fuck dude I definitely pulled a reverse stomach drain snake and it wasn't pretty or comfortable for my dick.

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Like a rat up a drain pipe

1. Aussie slang for one SpEEdY B0I

2. when you have a molecular scale dick, and she has a universal pussy

the boy raced past like a rat up a drain pipe

IT WAS LIKE TRYNA FIT A NEEDLE DOWN A HALLWAY

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