Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.

"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"

drift drive

When you are driving along a road and you start to think about other stuff, like what you're going to do when you get home or which cheesy pick-up line you're going to use at the party tonight, and you stop paying attention to the road.

Drift driving may result in drifting onto the wrong side of the road while you're drifting off into your thoughts.

Guy #1: That Stella girl is pretty cute, do you think she'll be at the party tonight?
Guy #2: Maybe, try using the 'your eyes look like stars' line - Stella means star, y'know?
Guy #1: Don't think too hard, dude. You might start to drift drive!
Guy #2: Oops, wouldn't want that...

Driving Ghetto

Rolling your windows down, while jamin to hardcore rap music turned all the way up.

Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.

Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.

On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"

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Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.

Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.

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flash drive

The act of inserting two fingers into the butt-hole of an unsuspecting individual. This is not a sexual act. It is done to a person with clothes on and is meant purely as a hilarious - and somewhat disgusting - practical joke.

Jeff: Hey...you see Dana over there? You should go flash drive her!
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.

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Junk Driving

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.

L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.

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IT'S ABOUT DRIVE

IT'S ABOUT POWER
WE STAY HUNGRY
WE DEVOUR
PUT IN THE WORK
PUT IN THE HOURS
AND TAKE WHAT'S OURS.

That one stupid meme including The Rock.

IT'S ABOUT DRIVE.

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