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The sexiest motherfucker going
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat
‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’
Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.
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one hell of a leg-end, loves to sell pizzas to people who can't afford them. also has the power of flight but refuses to utilise such. "Ed Unit" can be used as a complimentary term to great effect.
"That guys a leg-end innit mate?"
"Oh yeah blood, he's a real Ed Unit"
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A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back
“yes fat bum”
“leg it ye john ed”
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to play quake naked.
quaking is fun, but i'd rather quake-ed. its more of a thrill. like im out there on the front lines... balls out.
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A verb for someone who leaves a myspace/facebook/text message "read" and does not reply.
Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.
This damn asshole just JL-ed me!
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When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection
My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.
She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
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