The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.

My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

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one-eyed lumberjack

noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)

Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!

Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!

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Black Eyed Coon

refering to the band 'Black Eyed Peas" as Black Eyed Coon

Black Eyed Coons suck balls

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one eyed gomez

A dog or cat's butthole.

That cat's got its one eyed gomez staring right at you.

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one eyed bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

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one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

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Black eyed peas

Black eyed piss is hip hop? More like XTREMELY VIOLENT ASSRAPE

One of the many leaders of "Mainstream Hell."

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