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When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.
After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Horse who bucked the idiot known as christopher reeve off, breaking his back, hilariously.
Eastern Express beat down Christopher Reeve hahaha
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when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice
Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.
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A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.
My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.
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Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught
My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis
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v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."
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getting so drunk you dont remember what you did the night before.
Damn i drank so much last night i rode the blackout express. WTF happened???
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