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cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!
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Max Feinstein
Beautiful, clear, penetrating eyes that change color from time to time with his mood but forever profound
Max Feinstein has Green Eyes.
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When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.
Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.
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The unsettling occurrence that happens when you are washing your hands in the office bathroom and notice an eye staring at you through the slit in the toilet stall door.
This startling and creepy event is often accompanied by a syndrome of guilt, fear, shame, and dread one feels after the event.
This syndrome can often be a dual reaction by both parties; the victim and the perpetrator.
Dude, oh my god I just got stall-eyed and I feel pretty creeped out. I feel like i have to take a shower...
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When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
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A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Many blue eyes are beautiful, but many are also very bland and not at all attractive. Brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark, yet so common it takes away the appeal of them, though they are georgeous as well. Green eyes have their own beauty to them and can be very sexy, and in their own way the most beautiful of the three, especially when a deep green.
Green eyes are way too underappreciated.
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To stare at someone in a creepy, sexual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn't even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. If done right, very unnerving.
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