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When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face
It was my wife's birthday so I surprised her with a frightening facial.
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(Or Facialbooklette)
Another way to say Facebook
George: "I think Its about time I finally check my Facial Booklette . Its been two whole minutes.. I just cant get enough"
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The art of ejaculating all over a girl's face without her permission.
Terminology commonly used amongst call of duty fans.
1.''Dude, i totally gave that chick a good facial fragging last night!''
2.''I'm off out to get my facial frag on!''
3.''She actually enjoyed my facial frag warfare''
4.''Someones gonna get facially fragged!''
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What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.
Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.
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when you aim at anything (more then likly a face) and try and hit it with your jizz rocket.
"damn i tried to turn off the lights with my facial dart but i missed and hit my sisters forehead"
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Things emo kids get to disguise the fact that they're sad pathetic excuses for a sub-human lifeform
"Dude, i just got a facial piercing! do you think i'm scene now?"
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Assuming another's race or nationality based on their facial hair alone.
Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.
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